Just Like Jesus

I don't want to die without any cool scars, but the bruises I got from last night's break-dancing class are brutal! My elbow, shoulder, hip, knee, and across my back are stained blue-black. Tried to take a picture of them this morning, but couldn't get the right angle on the one on my back - which is the coolest one, I think. I can't tell if it's better or worse than two weeks ago when we first attempted the backspin and The Worm. It's like by the time my bruises heal, I show up at the dance studio asking for more. I don't think this is helping me lose weight though. It's probably pure muscle toning and cardio exercise. What ever happened to my killer teenage metabolism - oh how I miss it!

I've been wasting a lot of time at work on www.okcupid.com. They have a thousands of multiple choice tests that range from entertaining to obscure. The last one I took was The Personality Defect Test, which is my favourite so far because the answer doesn't try to kiss my ass so I give the test a good rating. It's also quite humbling because it's difficult to argue with my result since I answered it all the questions pretty honestly.

Anyway, I know this is a cop-out post, but give me a break! My life is so routine and boring (not like you pornographers out there!), I'm amazed I can post everyday. I should just lie.

Televangelist You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.